Naughty Neon
Rude neon signs, swear word signs and cheeky one-liners, made by hand in our Warana workshop on the Sunshine Coast. If you want a neon that says exactly what you're thinking, you're in the right place.
Our rude and naughty range covers the classics: F*ck Off, F*ck You, the C word, the middle finger, Don't Be a Dick and Don't Be a Twat. For the big birthdays there's F*ck I'm 30, 40 and 50, plus F*cking Finally for every long-awaited win.
They're a hit in home bars, man caves, games rooms and sheds, and they make a great gag gift for the mate who swears more than they should. Every sign is bright, low-heat LED neon on an acrylic backing. It arrives ready to hang, comes with our 3-year warranty and ships free Australia wide on orders over $299.
Want a rude word we haven't got? Type it into our neon designer to see it glow with an instant price, or send us your idea and we'll make it. Dirty jokes, sweary in-jokes and offensive one-liners are all fair game. There's no crossing the line for us.
Make it your own
Got your own rude words?
We'll make any rude word, swear or in-joke in neon. Type it into our neon designer, pick a font, colour and size, and see your sign and price straight away. Every sign is Australian made in Warana and arrives ready to hang.
- Type your rude words
- Pick a font and colour
- See your price
Want something trickier, like a rude logo or a drawing? Send us your idea and we'll quote it.
THE NEON LADY
Introducing The Neon Lady, a radiant offshoot from our long established manufacturing business, Lasered Out, situated in Warana on the Sunshine Coast. We've expanded our product line to now offer bespoke custom neon signs.
With our easy-to-use custom sign maker software, designing your own sign has never been easier. Simply type in your desired text, choose from a selection of fonts, colours, and backing options, and watch as your creation comes to life before your eyes. From catchy slogans to elegant monograms, the possibilities are endless.